Here at Marden-Kane, we’ve written countless sweepstakes rules and disclaimers. And while we love our jobs, crafting these legal documents can get a bit…dry.
So we decided to take a break and have a little fun. We’ve created a wacky sweepstakes-themed word game, and we’d like to share it with you. We hope you enjoy it!
Warning: any promotional copy created by our wacky sweepstakes form is not legal nor for a legitimate sweepstakes. This is for fun only! Post your results in the comments below!
If you are trying to create a legitimate sweepstakes disclaimer, or official rules, contact us! We can help you draft official rules, disclaimers and all other legal documentation required for your next sweepstakes.
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Enter for a chance to win the grand prize of a malodorous single roller skate in the Joe Schmoe’s Sheckels N’ Things “Half as Drunk is Twice as Clever” Sweepstakes. First prize winners will receive ostentatious smores and all entrants receive a gold-encrusted marsupial. Total ARV of all prizes is $42. To enter simply jiggle to any participating location and complete a form. No purchase necessary. 700 billion will enter. 2 will win. Sweepstakes starts 2017-05-24 and ends 3017-08-24. Open only to legal residents of Outer Monkey Space and you mom’s boudoir who are age 120 or older. Limit one million seven hundred and thirty nine thousand five hundred and twenty three entries per person per day. Void where prohibited.
Enter for a chance to win the grand prize of a(n) putrescent rainbow in the Costco “It is what it is” Sweepstakes. First prize winners will receive garish telephones and all entrants receive a(n) enormous muppet. Total ARV of all prizes is $77. To enter simply somersalt to any participating location and complete a form. No purchase necessary. 20000 will enter. 5 will win. Sweepstakes starts 2017-11-18 and ends 9009-09-09. Open only to legal residents of Mongolia and Ysplanti who are age 27 or older. Limit 652 entries per person per day. Void where prohibited.
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